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In Honor of Our Chivelord
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In Honor of Our Chivelord


Well, he did it. He finally did it. u/F1exican cut perfect chives on his 69th real attempt (nice) and it was verified by our local Chive Traffic Controller, u/KarmaKrazi. I never thought I'd see the day, but am so fuckin' glad I did, and I've enjoyed the ride. Godspeed, you crazy bastard. CHIVE ON!

by TheHumanPickleRick

33 Comments

  1. SlightDish31

    You might want to head on over to r/chivecirclejerk with this one, chef.

  2. Lowly-Worm_

    Of all the options you had you picked a frickin dino?

  3. WitchOfThe4Seasons

    The crossover I didn’t know I needed

  4. jayneadamsVA

    Love the detail of the indoraptor holding the knife

  5. mettlica

    Should have been Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

  6. Sinclair_Mclane

    “he did it, not you. He wins. It was his choice.”

  7. Recalcitrant_Stoic

    My subs are bleeding together too much. I was sure this was freemagic.

  9. Cosmic_Carp

    I love how it’s holding the chive covered knife lol

  12. OppositeOodles4517

    ![gif](giphy|lYjA4tfvCc8UAju1Op|downsized)

  13. hossboss-sauceboss

    ![gif](giphy|aT2Vf6tJaRyCssznlz|downsized)

  14. Billbo-Swaggins-

    I bet you he has a thrumming chivepool in the 99

  17. different_produce384

    This is how I feel after seeing this saga come to an end.

    ![gif](giphy|GhdvN4hYZikziWCs6R|downsized)

  18. curiousdryad

    I was looking forward to all your mtg arts too. Good job chef

  19. pocketMagician

    I can always tell when chefs are magic players because they use chives and shallots as damage counters.

  20. International_Pop548

    I’m so excited to get to witness this moment in history!

    ![gif](giphy|Sw1QDGqjvM9FcCOkol)

  22. murpux

    This is like, the perfect end cap to my subs running over into each other.

    The mod is a huge fan of wrestling, now I’m seeing chivelord as a MTG card.

    Life’s good.

  24. Staff_photo

    The mods deserve their own cards after all this.

  27. Snoo60385

    Is this how thechive was born? Is history repeating itself?

  28. WestCoastDaddyy

    I followed along loosely but can someone explain to me why this counts as 69 days (nice) instead of 70? Something to do with Chivegate?

  30. frogbearpup

    Please tell me we can squeeze a green deck in there!

  31. somniopus

    Unexpected r/Malazan

    Congratulations, Flexican!

    ![gif](giphy|3otPoS81loriI9sO8o|downsized)

  33. ReasonableProgram144

    Ah a new chive tribal deck, this will be my best commander!